What chickens do when the farmer takes their eggs away!
By dropping it 7 feet – it won’t break for the first six!
It scrambled up!
They went through the eggs-it.
Funny side up!
The chickens are laying hard-cooked eggs.
Just one, because then your stomach won’t be empty.
None. Eggs don’t have hands.
Chicken your pockets, maybe your keys are there!
Omelette smarter than I look!
You scratch my beak and I’ll scratch yours?
They go on peck-nics!
Poultry in motion.
New Yolk City!
A practical yolker.
A western omelette!
A brick layer!
An alarm cluck!
EGGS-cuse me please!
A y-oak tree!
An egg shell.
In the eggs-press line.
Where you left it!
In the hen-cyclopedia!
(or in our great “All About Eggs” section!)
On the outside!
Because they work around the cluck!
Because they always have a comb!
Because they can’t take a yolk!
Because the channels were all scrambled!
To make up for a bad summer.
Because the referee kept calling fowl!
To get to the other tide!
To get to the other slide!
Because he was a dirty-double crosser.
To prove to the gophers that it can be done!
Because it’s a chicken, DUHHHHHHHHHHH!
To check out a bawk bawk bawk!!!
Because the rooster egged her on!
She needed the EGG-ercise!
Because they got tired of working for chicken feed.
Because chickens didn’t exist yet!
To get “egg-u-cated”!
He sensed fowl play!
Because the chicken retired and moved to Florida.
She wanted to stretch her legs!
Because it was the chicken’s day off!
Because he didn’t have the guts!
If they had 4 doors, they’d be sedans!
Because if they dropped them they would break!
Because of all the fowl language!
Because if she lifted the other one, she’d fall over!
Because she did not eggsercise!
Because it had people pox!
They suspected fowl play.